[Intro]
(f*ck the scene, I'm the queen)
[Verse 1]
Headline spot goes to the abuser (That's right)
Half my idols are f*cking losers
If I'm the bitch just starting rumors
What about the dogs turned into groomers
‘Cause bands hate their fans, oh, I laugh at the irony
Shitheads get off on blatant misogyny
I'll go full ice pick lobotomy
If I see one more notes app apology
[Hook]
I'm sick of good people getting overlooked
If a bitch wants to be famous
Tell 'em, "write a better hook, p*ssy"
[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off your bus
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted
[Verse 2]
If nice guys finish last (Always)
Then a stadium tour is a victory lap
If the shoe fits, shove it up your ass
Does prison come with an A-A pass?
Slap on the wrist, no one gives a shit
It is what it is, it is what it is
Slap on the wrist, no one gives a shit
I'm too old for this, get it?
[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted
[Interlude]
The allegations that have been made against a member of beep, beep, beep, are a matter we do not take lightly
Oh, sh—t, they did it again
[Hook]
I'm sick of good people getting overlooked
If a bitch wants to be famous
Tell 'em, "write a better hook, p*ssy"
[Chorus]
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
Pink wristbands on the guest list
Bras hanging on the bus
Yeah, you get a lot of girls
But not one is eighteen plus
[Post-Chorus]
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off your bus
Eighteen plus, eighteen plus
Get those children off, you're busted
[Outro]
Refreshing page
Ah! It's not that f*cking hard!
Shame on you