When I Climb To The Top Of Mount Rock Lyrics

I'll be strumming my axe

In a basement dive

With my totally kick-ass band

When an army of A& are men will arrive

With pens and contracts in hand

And they'll whisk me away in a big black car

And the record execs and the girls from pr

They'll know from the start

What I major league star I will be!!!

Just wait and see!!!

When I climb to the top of mount rock

And I'm there staring down from the heights

With the crowd at my feet and a seven inch bulge

In my lizard skin spandex tights

I'll dive off the edge straight into a crowd

That's screaming my name out loud

And the gates will unlock

At the top of mount rock

I'll be blowing out amps

Playing stadium shows

On my sold out galactic tour

And I'll blister the ears

Of the first thousand rows

And leave while they beg for more

Then I'll pop the champagne

And the party will rage

Now brown M& Ms in my green room backstage

Bigger than Hendrix, and Clapton, and Page

And the rest, the all-time best!!!!

When I climb to the top of Mount Rock

And I'm perched at the uppermost peak

With a legion of groupies all duking it out For my chiseled rock god physique

And I'll scatter hit singles all over the land

With my 12 Grammys in hand

Watch the fan boys all flock

At the top of Mount Rock

The doubters, and the haters,

And the hipsters let 'em laugh

Soon they'll all be begging for my roadie's autograph

I know my time is coming

Well hopefully it's coming

I'm pretty sure it's coming any day

Once they hear my play!!!!!

Then the dreams that I had since the day I turned 10

Will be finally coming true

And no one'll call me a loser again

Or tell me what I can't do!

So I hold my head high and keep strumming those strings,

And grab any chance that my destiny brings.

And I'll rise, and I'll rise, and I'll rise,

And the wings of my soul

Up where I belong!!!!!!

And I'll climb to the top of Mountain Rock!

And be part of that heavenly scene

With Odin and Zeus on the bass and the drums

And Thor playing tambourine.

And Amos and Janis and Kurt will appear

And Jesus'll toss me a beer

And we'll jam 'round the clock

At the top of Mount Rock

At the top of Mount Rock

At the top of Mount Rock!!!!!!!

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