My name is..
Shaka Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top
Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you're up next
With your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money see
Meatwad get the honies G
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes
and I'm a Taurus
Ha ha, check it, uh, check-check it, yeah
Cause we are tha Aqua Teens
Make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are tha Aqua Teens
Make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream
Yeah
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Number one in the hood, G
I've listened to the theme song dozens of times and, political correctness aside, believe Meatwad declares: "Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a 'tard." Aside from the issue of beats/syllables in the "official" version of the lyrics which state that Meatwad sings "I'm a Taurus," I submit that the "official" lyric is insensible, while "I'm a 'tard" is, despite its crudity and offensiveness, both accurate and consistent with Meatwad's vocabulary and verbal "voice."