Well, there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he [shhhht] upon the ceiling and he [shhhht] upon the
floor.
He [shhhht] upon the bacon and he [shhhht] upon the ham
And he [shhhht] upon the head of the little grocer man.
Now the little grocer man, he got his little spray gun
He swore he'd get that fly, before the day was done.
But before he could count, from one to ten,
The fly swooped down and [shhhht] upon his baldy head
again.
Now little grocer man and little grocer wife.
Said they'd get that little fly, even if it meant their
life.
So they bought themselves a hand grenade, and they hid
inside the store,
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out
the door.
Now both went up to heaven and angels they were made,
St. Peter said to them that they would be repaid.
So they got their angel wings, and they took off to the
sky,
And they both swooped down into the store and they [shhhht]
upon the fly.