I’m a woman, hear me roar…
if you don’t open my door
I can do anything that a man can do…
but I don’t want to
Oh, the female sex has a lot more class…
unless we’re lookin’ at a male stripper’s ass
I’m a 21st century gal…
but I can’t set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker…
but you’re still gonna pay
‘Cause sex is a special thing …
and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me…
until I get dinner and a movie
I don’t sleep around…
until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own…
which I change every two seconds
And I’m not afraid to ask for directions…
’cause I can’t read a map
And I stand behind my man so…
I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat…
but I can’t kill a spider
And I never tell a lie…
but I will fake an orgasm
‘Cause I am the real McCoy…
except for my boobs and my face
And I get hot ‘n sweaty…
for the opening of a new shoe store….
And I am very proud of my age…
which is none of your freakin’ business