hmmmm.. hmmm hmm hmm hmmm.. (hmming continues)
(phone rings)
hello
hey wats up man?
big rave goin on tonight and u rollin wit me?
matthew?
there are no raves in jamaica matthew, what are u talkin about?
naa they carrying dis guy from a biza, man
a guy from a biza?
yea, it gonna be it gonn be off da hook
matthew... (laughs) the last time u guys try to get me to a to a rave, i ended up at some (dancehall event)
no this time.. theres glowsticks, it gonn be off the hook, the works
uhhh...matthew matthew, the last time u spoke to me about a rave it was dancehall it was sean paul
no, theres very hot girls in cages though u no, but its not
dutty?, dutty eh
some rubbish on the stage, jumpin up and down.

and it was total foolishness
its not wat u thinkin sharky
u kno i'm not into dancehall
no, but sharky, this time..
i really... i really wish u would not try to trick me to goin to dese dancehall events wit u guys
i'm not tryin to trick you.. sh-- its
cause i'm not into de dance hall
its
and u kno i believe dance hall is rubbish right?
its n-- its a rave
rubbish
i'm not going to allow u to fool me
shark, ur not hearing me, its rave!
into gettin me to go to a dancehall event
no.. (sighs)
there's no more of me going to dancehall events!
this is every-- everyting u..
there are no raves, u're not going to fool me
this is everything u like
again, ever all right? no more! it's rubbish!

Uptown Haters (skit) Lyrics

SEAN PAUL