I know why you're squirming
Oh yeah I know what's going on
Can you keep it in
Or make it to the john?
Oh no here it comes
Wait wait no it's gone
Man that was close
Shit
Let it out, I wanna hear it rip
Do me proud, don't you just let it sit
You may think your life is in fart's hands
Reality, nobody gives a damn (no)
Come on bud you gotta lose the shame
If all else fails, look there's a kid to blame
You can tell a lot about a person
Based on how he takes fart criticism
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Don't you even try
Telling me what's good, what's right
I don't plan to be so f*cking uptight
The hell with the false
Modesty
I know I'm sexy
Let it out, I wanna hear it rip
Do me proud, don't you just let it sit
You may think your life is in fart's hands
Reality, nobody gives a damn
Come on bud you gotta lose the shame
If all else fails, look there's a kid to blame
You can tell a lot about a person
Based on how he takes fart criticism
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba daba duba, ba bee ba ba bay
Yaba, ya buba, ya bee ba, woo
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Face it I am living art
You're nothing but an old fart
You're done, and by done I mean
Long live fun
Shit