You couldn't be cuter, plus that
You couldn't be smarter, plus that
Intelligent face, you have a disgraceful charm for me
You couldn't be keener
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam
I'll bring to my family
My ma will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years
And what will they tell me
Exactly, what will they tell me
Let's say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are
My mama will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives that we have dodged for years and years
And what will they tell me
Exactly, what they will tell me
They'll say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are