I saw some hippies who were playing in the park they were just passing the joint & playing the guitar so I asked if I could join em they said sure & complimented my aura
I said thanks & sat right down, pulled the hash pipe out & relaxed myself for hours straight we sat around baked & it felt great we talked shit & made pictures out of cloud shapes
We talked about no shoes tofu folk tunes and all the protesting that they don't do smoked doobs & talked about ways that they were saving the entire world then we went & fire twirled
Later that night while sitting in the same spot I made up my mind & figured I would take off I asked them "well so what else do you guys do?" they looked surprised this is it we get high
VERSE 2
Walking from the park where the hippies were I bumped into a bunch of drunks wearing business shirts they just finished work having a well earned drink & they mistook me for some dude they used to work with
"Greg" yeah they kept calling me Greg I thought, well I can be Greg at least for the weekend & just pretend to be him what a sweet plan
we can be friends at the time it made complete sense
We went into a pub where we drank & talked about all the money sitting in our bank & our jobs, our stocks & the economy as well & the best time to go & buy property & sell
& all the ways that money can be spent a trend started to form I was bored so I said "well" "I'm looking for a scene & this one isn't it" left & heard em whispering "Greg seems different"
VERSE 3
Rocked up to a party with some cheap beer I thought yeah, I could easy find a scene here A bunch of nerds challenged me to some Halo I said OK but I've never really played though
I met some pretty little hipsters in the corner who told me that their favourite bands were ones that hadn't formed yet I talked to lawyers dressed as sharks or maybe sharks dressed as lawyers, either way I felt unsafe in the water
I was chilling with Gym junkies talking bout their gym pass & spin class while sipping Slim Fast from a hip flask Told a guy I thought we looked the same, didn't think he'd take offence pretty weird I think he said his name was Greg
I must have tried at least a hundred different scenes but I ain't never found one that's really me nah Maybe I'm a weirdo or maybe they're the weird ones Or maybe I don't really even need one but i'm still
its the hardest thing to do, to look like them but feel like you its the hardest thing to do