The Waitress Song Lyrics

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there on a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter its the waitress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter makes my heart race and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her a lady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother i dont need to ask her name and number cause this relationship is built on breakfast, im waitin on her just to wait on me, yeah

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice
she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind thats alright with me i just smile and eat sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone and write a poem with my headphones newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but the beans are always burnt and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world 'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that besides, this relationship is built on breakfast im waitin on her just to wait on me

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice and the food takes such a long time to get made even when i'm the only person in the cafe and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2

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