[Verse 1]
It's love at first sight, I saw her turn right
I saw her heading right for the aisle with ripened apples
I stole a glance as she sorted through her bag but she caught me
Come on, stop being such a p*ssy ...
[Verse 2]
I gotta move closer, go hide by the grocer
Examining naval oranges as I adore her
I know it's coy, but hey that's not the point
I can't help it, and oh man ...
[Bridge]
If you only knew half the things I wanna do
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
*Half the things I wanna do*
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
*Half the things I wanna do*
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
*Half the things I wanna do*
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
*A: There she is.*
*B: Who cares?*
*A: Look up! Smile!*
*B: She's out of your league*
*A: She's coming towards you. Do something.*
*B: You've got no chance.*
*A: Look up*
*B: No chance!*
*A: Smile!*
*B: It doesn't matter!*
*A: Say hello!*
*B: You don't matter!*
*A: Say anything!*
*B: Turn around and go.*
*A: Just go on now:*
*Both: Aw, fck it.*
This is the story of my life
This is the story of my life
If you only knew half the things I wanna do
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
*Half the things I wanna do*
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
(This isn't healthy, but it's something)
*Half the things I wanna do*
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room
(This isn't healthy, but it's something)
And it's all that I can get