I saw an alien coming down from a UFO
A thing coming from outerspace
Flying in a saucer looking like a pan
He was green and ugly with red eyes
UFO: Unexpected Filthy Observer
He forced me back in his machine a bit strongly
Then he took of f*cking quickly
He treat me like a rat making experiences on me
That's why today I'm so ugly
He cuts my arms and put instead a tentacle
He cuts my nose and instead he put ... nothing
Chimical products bring me green spots
And before he send me back he made me pregnant