Dear Mr. Occupant
to whom this may concern
I thought I'd leave this note for you
to read on your return.
Your daughter came to see us play
me and all the band
And since you're not around today
I knew you'd understand...
If we...
f*ck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
This house is too big
for your little girl alone
We tried our best to make ourselves
feel right at home
You see we've come from miles away
We're strangers to this town
Your daughter brought us here tonight
and since you're not around...
We though we'd...
f*ck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
I really must be going now
You've been too kind for words
Your toilet's overflowing
Cause it's clogged up with our turds.
B.A. has made himself
a patch out on the lawn
and I'll kiss your daughters lips
until the next time you are gone
When we will...
f*ck your daughter
Wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Have sex in your shower stalls
Write our names upon your walls and
Eat up all your food and steal your beer.
We're going to eat up all you food and steal your beer.
We're going to eat up all you food and steal your beer.