Just look at the wallpaper stuck there on the wall
It's a pretty sight and stuck so tight
You think it'd never fall off at all
But take some real hot water and a sponge or rag
Soak the wall 'til the paper starts to sag
And pretty soon that paper's got to fall
But if you soak me I'll make a bet
That I won't be free I'll just be wet
But still I will be stuck on you
Sometimes in the winter it's better to stay inside
Though it's pretty and white your car is stuck so tight
'Til the wheels just slip and slide
But take some ashes or salt whichever you desire
And if that don't move put some chains around the tires
And pretty soon your ready to take your ride
But I can't be moved away from you
And it's been proved no matter what you do
Still I will be stuck on you
If turned 'em now this promise to some girl's my guy
But oftentimes another girl catches his eye
Pretty soon he's ready to say goodbye
But I can't be scraped or scratched
Pulled or snatched
No matter what you do I'll escape with you attached
I'm stuck on you baby