Hey, Lou
What's up, dude?
I forgive you for throwing a boulder at me
And you, yeah, you
You are really cool
I watch re-runs of The Hulk at night
So I can see you
I hope you wanna hang out with me
I really hope you do
And if you don't, that's all right
I'll peer you through your window at night
But I swear, I'm not a stalker
I have pictures of you in my locker
I don't know what I would do if I don't ever hang out
with you
Work out and get super buff
Lift weights and do manly stuff
Like go hunting and watch NASCAR
And I'm not gay, so don't even say it!