Cute, furry kittens
Snacking on my grass
I didn't know what they were doing there
So I took them into my house
That was a big mistake
And I'll tell you why
Never let a cat eat so much grass
Or they'll barf all over your place
Cute little kittens
Eat, eat, eat, all your grass
Cute little kittens
Walk, walk, walk, into your house
Cute little kittens
Barf, barf, barf, on your floor
Cute little kittens
Make, make, make, you clean it up
Those little kittens
Are out to get you!
You better watch out
They'll kill you in your sleep!
I then took those kittens
Took them out of my house
I put my foot up their ass
And kicked them into the sky!
Those little kittens flew
Flew right into space
That was the last I heard of them
'Cause they burned up in the sun!