Girls Are Gross Lyrics

[Chorus]
Gross
Girls are gross
Nobody knows
Aah, gross
Girls are gross
When we're alone

[Verse 1]
When I wake up, still got makeup on
To do it all over, gotta wake at dawn
Yeah, pop my zits, so satisfying
My B.O. smells like I am dying
Woo! Shower? Nope, we got dry shampoo
Dry shaving legs, got a hairy bathroom
Facing the day in yesterday's lashes
Place is a wreck but I'm looking fantastic
[Chorus]
Gross
Girls are gross
We skip the soap
So gross
Girls are gross
Better cover your nose

[Verse]
Covered in sweat between my breasts
But I'm still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain, wanna bite of chow mein?
Nevermind, that's some loose hair (Oops)
My bra looks cute, lacy and silky
I never wash it, yeah, it's filthy
Got this shit since tenth grade
It's soaked in titty marinade

[Chorus]
Gross
Girls are gross Don't motorboat (No, no, no)
So gross
Girls are gross
Got sweaty bongos
[Interlude]
Hey, guys (Hey, BB)
Let's talk about period stains (Mmm, let's)
We don't throw out our period-stained underwear
We just keep them to wear the next month (We do)
It's like a seven-layer-dip of bloodstains (Salty)
And don't not forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing out of your vagina (It is)
You know what would make it better? Endless Diarrhea
Oh, and we can't fart in public (No)
So, we save them all, until we're alone (Oh)
Hotboxing our cars, with a whole day of concentrated farts (In my Jetta)
You want a ride, baby?

[Chorus]
Gross
Girls are gross
My bra is soaked, discharge below
Gross
Girls are gross
Gross
Girls are gross
When we're alone
So gross
Girls are gross
So now, you know
[Outro]
Gross

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