[Verse 1]
Whenever the sun goes to bed
The moon wakes up
It's like their best friends in my head
Imagine Bruce Willis in the morning
Making toast and getting cuts on his face
It don't matter, no it don't matter
He's gonna save the world today
Putting a pineapple on your head can lower your risk for heart disease
Just kidding
[Verse 2]
Went to church saw a priest
Saw him bless fruit punch
Holy fruit punch
Scared of my house in the middle of the night
I hear rapper grunts and it gives me a fright
I can't keep doing this all day so I watch Airbud
And he is catching footballs with his mouth
It gives me real hope that one day I could play football
With a dog
[Chorus]
I wanna be what I want
Never second-guessing my tru thoughts
Hawks circle my house all the time
I hope one day they go offline
Catching Pikachu in my backyard
Even when it's cloudy and grey
My dog said System of a Down is the greatest band ever (And that's the truth)
And I agree with him
[Verse 3]
Tiny Charizard in my oven
Making it heat up with his real big scary mouth
Just wanna cook a pizza all the time
But he keeps burning it and I cry
How could he do this to me
I thought we were tru friends since the age of three
My role models were Buster Baxter and Max Keeble...
Yeah
[Chorus]
I wanna be what I want
Never second-guessing my tru thoughts
Hawks circle my house all the time
I hope one day they go offline
Catching Pikachu in my backyard
Even when it's cloudy and grey
My dog said System of a Down is the greatest band ever (And that's the truth)
And I agree with him