Mountain Town Lyrics

[STAN]
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of the snow I mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello...

[MAN, spoken]
Get out of my way!

[STAN]
...Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

[SHARON, spoken]
Well good morning, Stan!

[STAN, spoken]
Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?

[SHARON, spoken]
A movie? I thought you were going ice-skating

[STAN, spoken]
But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada

[SHARON, spoken]
Alright, alright, here you go, but be back for supper!

[STAN, spoken]
Thanks, Mom!

[SHARON]
Oh what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

[STAN, spoken]
Hi, is your son home?

[MS. MCCORMICK, spoken]
I think so. Kenny! Kenny wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on!

[KENNY, spoken]
I'm coming!

[STAN, spoken]
Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?

[KENNY, spoken]
(muffled speaking)

[MS. MCCORMICK, spoken]
Where the hell do you think you're going?

[KENNY, spoken]
I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip

[MS. MCCORMICK, spoken]
You can't, you have to go to church!

[KENNY, spoken]
But Mom, I wanna see this movie!

[MS. MCCORMICK, spoken]
Well fine, go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!

[KENNY, spoken]
OK!

[STAN]
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown

[KENNY]
Don't ya know it's a perfect winter's day And I'm very glad that I can say...

[STAN, spoken]
That's right!

[STAN, sung]
It's Sunday morning

[STAN, KENNY, CHOIR]
In our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town

[KYLE, spoken]
Okay Ike, let's try this one more time: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!

[IKE, spoken]
Don't kick the baby

[KYLE, spoken]
Kick the baby!

[STAN, spoken]
Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie

[KYLE, spoken]
Oh my god dude!

[SHEILA, spoken]
Kyle, what's going on?

[KYLE, spoken]
Nothing. We're going skating now

[SHEILA, spoken]
Oh, well take your little brother out with you

[KYLE, spoken]
Aw ma, he's not even my real brother. He's adopted!

[SHEILA, spoken]
Do as I say, Kyle!

[KYLE, spoken]
Ok, ok, I'm sorry

[SHEILA]
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
That's why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town

[CARTMAN, spoken]
Mom, somebody's at the door. Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!

[LIANE, spoken]
Coming hun...

[CARTMAN, spoken]
Ahh, I can't see the TV!

[REPORTER, spoken]
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.

[LIANE, spoken]
Oh look, Eric. It's your little friends

[IKE, spoken]
Fireman!

[CARTMAN, spoken]
What are you guys doing here? Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

[FOUR BOYS]
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet

[CARTMAN, spoken]
Super sweet!

[FOUR BOYS]
Thank God we live in the quiet little red-neck podunk white-trash...

[KENNY, spoken]
Kick-ass!

[FOUR BOYS]
U.S.A.

[STAN, spoken]
Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire, please?

[CLERK, spoken]
NO!

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