It wasn't the drinkin' or cheatin'
That changed her way of thinkin'
It was the little things that did me in
Not the lightnin' or the thunder
Of a monumental blunder
It was the little things that did me in
Like the way I like raw onions
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que
And the odor that she smelt
Must have changed the way she felt
'cause now I was TV all by myself
Like the way I like raw onions
Smoked oysters and my Funyuns
The way I ate my pork bar-b-que
And the odor that she smelt
Must have changed the way she felt
'cause now I watch TV all byself
...now I watch TV all by myself
...now I watch TV all by myself