Last week down our alley comes a toff
Nice old geezer with a nasty cough
Sees my misses, takes his topper off
In a very gentlemanly way
Ma'am says he I have some news to tell
Your rich uncle Tom of Camberwell
Popped off recent which it ain't a sell
Leaving you his little donkey shay
"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
Every evening on the stroke of five
Me and Mrs' takes a little ride
You say "Wonderful they're still alive!"
If you saw that little donkey go!
I soon showed him that he'd have to do
what ever hes wanted to
still i shan't forget that rowdy crew
Already roasted in any woaahh
"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
"Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road