When I was only three,
My mama said to me,
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a cooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my croth began to itch
But that's when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f*ck all night and party all day
Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
And she's got three freakin eyes
I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw,
That's what I was born to do,
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f*ck all night and party all day
Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, Hey man, way to be
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night and party all day
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f*ck all night and party
f*ck f*ck f*ck yeah,
f*ck yeah!
... f*ck yeah, dude