Toyletroll Lyrics

My first memory was diaper changing
Looking up, hello Mom
All I remember was drooling
It was the...
First appetite I ever had
First erection, a young lad
First thoughts that this was rad

My second memory was my Pet cat
We named it Tinkerbell
All I remember was chewing on it's scat
I fed them f*cks more and more to get more crap

And the third, I graduated to dogs
From people's lawns I gathered logs
Some of them I ate and some I saved
Crave case of shit, what I always craved
Deficate and then injest

Fourth, I learned to eat my own feces
Some I shit in the toilet, some I drip on the floor
I learned that the supply never ends
I eat for free, consistently more and more

My kitchen is open all the time
Anyway, now I've grown into a man
I've found new ways of getting my face spammed

I look up
Nice asshole, I like the way your piss tastes
I wonder If I will get lucky and win the lottery
Hmm... Yep

The deepest I can see, opens slowly
Then it starts to speed up, then the the ass sludge is dropped

Slosh it through my teeth
It f*cking reaks
I love this part
It sounds like a fart

When I usually jam a large serving spoon up in there
It balls up like ice cream
I shovel it into my mouth like Marvin's pills
They are still screaming so I climb out
They let cries out, and start tripping out

I'm covered head to toe in shit You can't run when your asshole and p*ssy connect
I mount them every time and grab a hold of their neck
Panic and breathing slow at the same rate
One more added to my talley
I walk away with another body
Killing, a hobby

They all died like this because they used port-o-potty's at night
Before killing I stare and salivate at their droopy cunt lips
Now they're all dead, taken back to my bed, there I use a knife
Shank practice, naked corpse's throats slit
By the end, their pussies are loose, but some start off tight
Rape practice, naked corpses cocked

All buried, I like my land
A lot of acres to bury dead bodies and have sweet bands

Concerts often, we all get drunk
When nighttime hits I start to lurk
Anyone that I meet that doesn't know me
Choked out dead and then left for the cops to do their work

I've slept with hookers to get venereal disease
I've raped tons of chicks to spread stds
Early shit fetish, now I want to kill every human that breathes

Port-o-potty killings are the best
Way funnier than all of the rest
Any method will work
As long as you put in the work
Under society, I lurk
My kitchen is open all the time
The Five O'Clock kills my liver enzymes
I'm Toyletroll, human toilet roll
I'm Toyletroll, human toilet roll
I'm Toyletroll, human toilet roll

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