Bartender
Give 'nother shot of ambition
My whole life's out of commission
And I'm too pooped to pop
Bartender
Just bring it on down to my table
I wish I had a-booster cables
Maybe I'd get me a spark
Silver Centrum
All that vitamin D
All that V8 juice
Don't do nothin' for me
Bartender
I just wanna find me some lovin'
Just a little kissin' and a-huggin'
But my motor don't seem to start
Silver Centrum
All that vitamin D
All that protein juice
Don't do nothin' for me
Bartender
Spice it up with some ginseng
If it don't do what I'm thinkin'
I'm gonna roll down and die
I'm gonna roll down and die