Some people say we're goofy
Mysterious and spooky
Our neighbors think we're kooky
A homeschool family
We drive a white Conversion
We learn about the Persians
Our six-year-old's a surgeon
A homeschool family
We learn about creation
A classic education
We're sponsoring a Haitian
A homeschool family
Meek
Unique
Geek
The parents are the tutors
We build our own computers
We never go to Hooters
A homeschool family
Have recess in the foyer
And then we read Tom Sawyer
Our nine-year-old's a lawyer
A homeschool family
We never leave our dwelling
Our children are excelling
They're champions at spelling
A home-school fam-i-ly