You're an outstanding woman You've got intelligence most people couldn't conceive of You've got multiple degrees From reputable universities A first class honours in philosophy An MBA from UCL A med degree from MIT
You're an outstanding woman You swam the English Channel all on your own You built a school in Sierra Leone You work at a soup kitchen on Christmas Eve And they have to ask you to leave
You're an outstanding woman You're witty and generous and you make people smile You recently ran a four-minute mile You make your own clothes; you're an excellent cook You paint and you're writing a book
You're an outstanding woman You're thoughtful and you see other folk's point of view When friends are hurting they always call you You run a support group for disabled kids You raise money for researching SIDs
You're an outstanding woman And I see you standing there on the landing And I understand you're outstanding But honestly
Right now I just want to shag Right now I'm blind to the brilliance of you I know you're an outstanding woman But right now your IQ could be 62
I just like the smell of your hair You could be lazy and talentless for all that I care Just give me five minutes, or possibly ten After which time I will value your intellect again
You're an outstanding woman
I'm keen to talk about the American foreign policy And the inherent hypocrisy in it Just give me five minutes