Cribs Lyrics

I like that MTV show cribs. Rock stars showing off their houses. They had this guy on there from the band Third Eye Blind. He's walking around his apartment, he picks up a guitar, he goes “Oh this is my favorite guitar, with this guitar the songs write themselves,” Yeah, blame the guitar. They had Cisco on MTV Cribs. There's more to the joke. I didn't put the pen down, I kept going. I said there is something intricately brilliant about just naming another person on a tv show, but keep going, Todd. That was my inner monologue. They had Cisco on MTV cribs. He's walking around his gigantic house. He goes into his bathroom he had a bidet in his bathroom but doesn't know what a bidet is. He's like “Look they gave me an extra toilet, I don't know why” He probably doesn't even know what a sink is. “Look I got an extra bathtub too, all tiny and sticking out of the wall. Maybe I'll use that one to wash my hands in, once I've taken a couple of adjacent shits,” Now you're going, “Todd if he didn't know what a bidet was, you think he's throwing out the word adjacent,” That's a solid point you just made. That's solid work.

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