She's so pretty and she's so great
Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits
She is the woman of so many men's dreams
Sometimes she releases stinky steam
(Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
(Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
Scarlett Johansson farts
Scarlett Johansson farts
When a woman is so poised and so pretty as she
And is a talented and famous celebrity
We think that God created her with so much wisdom
That he decided he wouldn't bog her down with a digestive system
(Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
(Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
Because Scarlett Johansson farts
Scarlett Johansson farts
Scarlett Johansson farts
Scarlett Johansson farts