Eula Dancing Lyrics

We welcome you to our beautiful island
And lift your spirit with our traditional island song.
Koma will translate.

Naha nehi / neh-a lei-a he mi / ay ma maia me hanni ney
hey
naha nehi / neh-a alli wa hai / mia meh-a me hanni oo
eh

Important -- Listen Carefully.
This song is a legal agreement between you, hereafter
referred to as "the listener", and us, hereafter
referred to as "the band". You agree to be bound by the
terms of this song. If you do not agree to be bound by
the terms of this song, do not listen to it.

Nahi nehi / me got sand in my eye / and me think me
should buy a new shoe
Mia mi hi / try papaya stir fry / with pastrami on rye
and a dew

You may listen to this song one time, right now, when
we're singing it. If you want to listen to it again,
you must [a] buy our album, [b] put money in the tip
jar, or [c] learn it yourself. You are prohibited from
learning it yourself unless we teach you. We reserve
the right to teach you incorrectly.

Mia no like no tahini / mia no like chocolate cake
Mia prefer some linguini / just like me mom used to
make

If you decide you do not like the song, you must
completely remove it from your memory. We recommend a
partial frontal lobotomy or a substantial intake of
Jack Daniels. (Always drink responsibly.)

Mia me hey / we with the N S A / we record what you say
on the phone
So you might like / to speak into the mike / if someday
you apply for a loan

You agree that the band may collect personal data from
you. This includes your wife's age and weight, your
bowling average, and the phone number of your hot
teenage daughter. This may be sold or distributed to our partners, usually in the format "For a good time,
call...".

Bet you surprised / we been singing so long / without
mentioning Mister Don Ho
Look to the skies / get the sun in your eyes / Look,
Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

You agree to give us your bank account and credit card
numbers. We don't really expect you to, but some people
are just that dumb.

Are you going to eat that?

Mia no care want you wantee / mia no care what you
think
Mia got all of your money / plus you owe mia a drink

Your exclusive remedy for any breach of this Limited
Warranty is as follows: Tough noogie. Any damage you
suffer from sitting too close to the amplifiers is your
own fault. I mean, come on. They're ukeleles.

Naha me hey / in the U S of A / breaker breaker good
buddy ten four
Thank you for play / ing, now please go away / don't
let yourself get hit by the door

If you heard this song in the United States, this
license is governed by the laws of the State of Hawaii.
If you heard this song in Canada, you are obviously a
music pirate, as we have never been to Canada and don't
sell records there. The Mounties are on their way over
right now; please wait for their arrival and DO NOT
DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.

Nahi neh hi / neh-a lei-a he mi / iy ma maia me hanni
ney hi
listen to Ray / Charles sing "what you say" / na na na
na, hey hey, goodbye

This EULA is the entire agreement between you and the
band. If you have questions about any part of this
agreement, it's too late. There's nobody here to talk
to, and if there were we wouldn't answer the phone.

Aloha....

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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