I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got that plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car

'Tho I'm going ninety I ain't scary
'Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Riding on the dashboard of my car

Well, you may think your Virgin's the most
But I got a statue of the Holy Ghost

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Yeah, I don't worry nor do I bother
'Cause I got a statue of God the Father
Riding on the dashboard of my car

Oh yes, I know I'm near divinity
When I've got the Holy Trinity
Riding on the dashboard of my car

Plastic Jesus Lyrics

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