First Asian Boy Lyrics

[Verse One]
Ahem, let me introduce
Myself cause I know that you ain't used
To an Asian dude stepping to you like me
But hey, give it a chance, I just might be
Just the refreshing squeeze of lemon
You need in yo life when it gets depressin'
Come with me and decrease the stressing
A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson

[Chorus]
Baby girl don't trip, come on just take my hand
I'll introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy

[Verse Two]
She said, its really nice to meet you, likewise
I never had a boy like you with tight eyes
Step to me quite with a game like yours
I said pack yo bags and come on my tour
Let down your hair while I cook some rice
And I swear that we don't all look alike
And no, I'm not no math expert
But you plus me I know it just works
So, pause yo life and start to rewind
And leave all them other lame dudes behind
Show you how I do in my continent
Where the ladies get respect and compliments
Confident, not gonna be staring all night
Cause I'm not yo average stereotype
More than making shoes and making toys
I could make you smile, yo Asian boy

[Chorus]
Baby girl don't trip, come on just take my hand
I'll introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how I do
I can be your first Asian boy

[Verse Three]
Wanna get away? Whatchu' got to lose?
Come on in girl, take off yo shoes
Show me ya soul and I'll show you mine
If you toes ain't did well boo(or boo boo) that's just fine
My aunt does nails, nah I'm just playing
But don't get too comfy, cause we ain't staying
Take you to Beijing while were dating
Ill show you the great wall, it's amazing
Show me your soul in Seoul, Korea
I been looking for a girl like you my whole career
In the Philippines scene, we'll ride in slow-mo
Sit in the lo-lo eating chicken [adobo?]
If you got skills then you could show me Cause all of our houses got karaoke
Chinese, Japanese, Thai, P'noy
Go ahead and take yo pick girl, Asian boys

[Chorus]
Baby girl don't trip, come on just take my hand
I'll introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy

[Verse Four]
Who killin' them on YouTube?
She gon' respond like you,do
A shock to me, I didn't think she be watching me.
She said, "Can we go get some fo now?"
I said, "Get some what? Oh, wow.
Actually it's pronounced pho."
"Oh, well can we go get some?"
"Fasho." He's chinky, I know whatcha' thinking.
He look like he's always blinking
Take my hand, come to Thailand
She love Mai Thais but not what she drinking
Tell me whats your mental
About this oriental, gentle man
But I break you off like the tip of a pencil.
Dress fly like the freshest prince
Before they out got the freshest kicks
And you thought he was just a hype beast,
But look at these Nikes; is anybody like me?
And I know you ain't in to my kind
I seen yo ex's, they're not impressive
But I still make that ca-a-ash
Always on my grind, I'm a good investment
And if you liked Jin when he flows
Or Dante Basco on old black shows
Then maybe you should date me
Cause we'd make some pretty babies

[Outro - Part One]
Let's get some Thai grub, Thai grub, Thai grub
How about some rice?
Maybe some boboa, boboa, boboa
With lots of ice?

[Chorus]
Baby girl don't trip, come on just take my hand
I'll introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first Asian boy

[Outro - Part Two]
What's up ladies?
I'm telling you, it's the newest craze!
Kick all those, stinky dudes to the side.
Get with an Asian dude.
We're nice and compact
We're clean, we don't a mess
We got aunties that can do you hair, your nails
We can do you math homework for you...

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