#INTRO
Well, heh, here we are
I would put a news story at the beginning of this song
But nobody's covering it, so it's just me
I mean how many nicknames does this guy have?
Ya got Big Guy, Pedo Joe, Sleepy Joe
Now, Pedo Peter?
Ah-ha, I mean this one really caught me off guard
#CHORUS
Well, looks like we got a pedo leader
All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker
Pedos!
Ya'll just some pedo breeders
You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter?
Wait, I thought it was Big Guy?
Now, it's Pedo Peter?
You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe
Hi, I am the pedo-beater
Pretty sick, you're own son calls you Pedo Peter
Well, looks like we got a pedo leader
All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker
Pedos!
Ya'll just some pedo breeders
You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter?
Wait, I thought it was Big Guy?
Now, it's Pedo Peter?
You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe
Hi, I am the pedo-beater
Pretty sick, you're own son, calls you Pedo Peter
#VERSE
Ya'll sick freaks, these are sick leaks
It's a big swamp, ya'll a big creep
Man, y'all a burn like the fig tree
Never learn, ya'll messin' with the Big G
He's a big guy, lay the smack down
I'm wi' him, we'll never back down
But Hunter can't seem to put that crack down
But it's the same demon, just got passed down
#VERSE
We see you sniffin' the kids, you nasty!
Belong in the prison, with pigs, you sick!
Look, I'm done with the queers
You cover your ears, but you gonna listen to this
#VERSE
How you vote for a pedo, that can't even walk?
You didn't get the memo? He can't even talk!
#VERSE
Pu-nd-pht-ats-thufta-da-phresh-ir!
Bleh-argh-bleh-argh, do-kaka-poo-poo
That's that's kaka poopoo
Ya'll must be into a lot of voodoo
Ya'll bow down to defile the guru
Looks like he stuck in a lot of doo-doo
Man, but look, he'll never see a cell
'Cause nobody talkin' and nobody tell
You gonna scream, I know, you gonna yell
And you gonna pay when He throw you in Hell
#CHORUS
Well, looks like we got a pedo leader
All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker
Pedos!
Ya'll just some pedo breeders
You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter?
Wait, I thought it was Big Guy?
Now, it's Pedo Peter?
You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe
Hi, I am the pedo-beater
Pretty sick, you're own son, calls you Pedo Peter
#VERSE
It seems like everybody cover for Joe
All of these people that come from below
Look at his son, he knee deep in the blow
Sellin' oil to China, like who would'a known?
Man, somebody makin' a dollar
Fire the pedo, I'm tired of the robbers
Tired of the Godless, I'm tired of the mockers
And I will not sell, I don't care what they offer
#VERSE
All of that pedo stuff run in the family
All of the people, prepare for calamity
I'ma be Christian, I won't use profanity
I'ma be real, they don't live in reality
#VERSE
Meh, these people are sick
I'm watchin' the clock, as it ticks
He's comin' quick
You think that you slick
It won't be a game, when he rain down bricks
#BRIDGE
Heh, pedophiles, ya'll the worst kind
You should be killed on the first time
How you committing the worst crime?
You ain't nothin' but dirt, with perverse minds!
Meh, you a sick individual!
Stand before God, you a criminal!
It's all political, I'll never pity the pitiful!
Burn in the flame, with the liberals!
#CHORUS
Well, looks like we got a pedo leader
All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker
Pedos!
Ya'll just some pedo breeders
You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter?
Wait, I thought it was Big Guy?
Now, it's Pedo Peter?
You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe
Hi, I am the pedo-beater
Pretty sick, you're own son, calls you Pedo Peter
#CHORUS
Well, looks like we got a pedo leader
All thanks to his son, he made a pedo tweaker
Pedos!
Ya'll just some pedo breeders
You're The Big Guy, now it's Pedo Peter?
Wait, I thought it was Big Guy?
Now, it's Pedo Peter?
You rank pretty high on the pedo meter, Joe
Hi, I am the pedo-beater
Pretty sick, you're own son, calls you Pedo Peter
#OUTRO
Heh, huh
Hunter, you're doin' an amazing job, boy
Keep doin' what yer' doin', 'cause yer' doin' outstanding!
Somebody give this guy a promotion!
Oh wait, Joe already did that
But, keep doin' what you're doin', you're doin' great