Well, I met a girl with bottles of wine
Though I prefer red, they tasted all right
Very soon, the room was spinning
Tug of war, the floor was winning
That?s when she said, "I can?t help but laugh when I?m caught in a lie
I?m not who you thought, but you can kiss me goodnight"
Her mouth was full of dirty words
Then cigarettes burned afterwards, that?s when she said
"Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
Ha-ha-having a headline?s a sexual experience"
Letters and postcards I meant to respond
Turns out my all was just medium
Then came the one that said, "The only thing you ever gave
Were bad directions, I?d say it to your face but I can?t find you"
Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
Ha-ha-having a headline?s a sexual experience
I loved the fame and fashion, till she said
"You better ration the good times, I wouldn?t count on the good times"
Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
Ha-ha-having a headline is really some experience
Ha-ha-having a headline is really some experience
It's really some experience
Really a big surprise
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