My name ain?t up in lights
But I?m a hero in this bar
And I play four big shows a night
With just me and my guitar
I don?t make a lot of money
And I don?t have a lot of gear
I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer
If you wanna hear Bob Dillon
I?ll play like a Rollin? Stone
If you wanna hear Bob Wills
I?ll play the Rose of San Antone
I?ll even play Happy Birthday
If that?s what you wanna hear
'Cause I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer
So it?s hey, hey, what?s your favorite song?
Hey, hey, everybody sing along
We?re just one big red neck family
At least while we?re in here
'Cause I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer
I wake up every Sunday morning?
So I can go to church and pray
But after some of my Saturday nights
Things just don?t turn out that way
I think even the Good Lord, he understands
I?m at that point in my career
Where I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer
So it?s hey, hey, what?s your favorite song?
Hey, hey, everybody sing along
We?re just one big red neck family
At least while we?re in here
'Cause I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer
Well, I don?t sell a lot of records
But I sure sell a lot of beer