Girls and boys get ready, get set Voodoo Boogie-Woogie Body-snatcher come smash a dead-head Boom! Bam! Ooh!
I'm high hanging from my helicopter with a super hard-on Voodoo-priests guard the fortress, I hate that stupid morons Undead, cobweb covered, trippy song singing, funny dance swinging Weirdos... Getting dumb to the drum
Trying to throw me with stones, in the air-twist Bare-fist, extra white knuckles, no armour, no nothing Cool stuff-sayer, icycle-spit, tff-tff-tff-tff...tsss!
Burning desire you trapped in walls of fire
Looking up at me with an open mouth...this is terrible The heat's unbearable...I'm getting harder...Uh! Frozen Saliva tame flame, lame brains keep vipping shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh...heart beat skipping jasis...ok,keep cool...super fluid Dragon-fly-style mid-air manouvres, I can do this! Keep your chin up princess...Goodness this is intense Dead-heads babbling on, frowning at me like a klingon
Aargh kak! Very scary Screaming demon tree host ceremony Aargh kak! Stand-up pump up your panga Who the f*ck that from helicopter hang huh? Aargh kak! Children Kill him Bliksim...poes...mmm...f*ck it!
Aargh kak! Vrot-smelly, pot belly Klop cherrie met die knob-kerrie Aargh kak! Hunchback bouncing on a matress Three little petrified skulls on fore-head sing
Aargh kak! Red-robe Horn-head Bloody bulging eye guy with the slit pupils
Aargh kak! Why the f*ck he still here? Kill stupid, skinny naked white guy
Aargh kak! Big demon beast come now now Aaaahhh...Everybody bow down!
Jeez! Really need to place my penis in her mouth This is not as easy as it looks, that fire's hot! But only a juice boost from my incredible edible genitals protein Will give her the power to escape these terrible savages Wait...Woah! Flame low...Ok go! Drop-stop...Ho! Pump...Throat thump Quick bust, big gush...uuh!!!
...mission complete (bleep!)
Return to head quarters and go to sleep... Princess gasp, eyes roll back, spine-flex Voodoo Boogie-woogie-shimmy-shimmy-shake Boom-bam! Leap over flame bright red Boing-boing!!! Bounce on dead heads like bed
Demon Beast 666 out alter come Hey! where virgin sacrefice huh? You will pay...aaargh...Demon Beast talk! Don't run away! Hell-rays zap from eyes of pet devil cat