I Sucked Another Dick Last Night Lyrics

[Chorus]
I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't f*ck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

[Verse]
Now Darling, don't get me wrong
It'd be you if you had a dong
Please don't tell our son 'cause he won't understand
This cock-gobblin', cum-swallerin', crazy old man
Please accept me for the guy that I am
And not what I'd do in the back of the van

[Chorus]
I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do We didn't f*ck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

[Bridge]
Darling, stop yelling, the baby's asleep
Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth
So I need you to stop all this judging of me
The good Lord made all of us differently

[Chorus]
I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't f*ck, so don't get uptight

[Outro]
Once-a-month at the most, not all the time
You have to trust it'll all be alright
But I sucked another dick last night

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