Guess My Religion Lyrics

[Pastor:]
Hey siter Bettie, sister Clara
And who is this? You new here, ain't you brother?

[Willie D:]
Yep

[Pastor:]
Well welcome to Mount Paid in Full
God sure is good, ain't he?

[Willie D:]
Sure is

[Pastor:]
Well we gonna ask you to put all you valuables in this here cup
And pass all your other metal objects to brother Swaggert
You can pick em up over there on the other side

[Willie D:]
What, y'all having a problem with weapons or something in Church?

[Pastor:]
No, brother, it's just that Pastor Gimme don't want no change in the
church

[Verse 1:]
Ain't that a bitch, the churchhouse getting rich
But I'm looking like dookie on a stick
As soon as I walked in, they couldn't wait
To pass that goddamned collection plate
And before I could stick my dollar in
The ushers were making rounds again
To get there I had to hitch a ride
And these motherf*ckers talking about 20 percent in tithes
Telling me it's for the homeless, and those
With nowhere to go, but at night the church door is closed
Now you can come as you are
But you better be sharp as a tack, with a new car
Cause if you ain't got that cash
Watch them so-called Christians talk about your ass
I don't give a f*ck about your blessings
You want to know my religion, why don't you guess it

[Chorus: x2]
Why's everybody keep playing with God?

[Verse 2:]
I gotta talk about these clowns behind the pulpit
Cause they full of that bullshit
It's no wonder they think they large
With these motherf*cking members treating they ass like God
But they ain't God cause God loves everybody
But Baptist preachers, they backslide
When it comes to Muslims they ain't got no love
Now what you motherf*ckers scared of?
That niggas will abandon your vision
And say don't give me that old time religion
I'm sick and tired of my homies getting killed
And the pastor's saying that it's God's will
f*ck the enemy, yo I don't love him
That's why I cut for the motherf*cking Muslims
Put your hands on me and shit gets scary
I'm a put your ass in a cemetary
Now you'll call me Judas and say I ain't right
But f*ck you bitch, they talk about Christ I don't give a f*ck about your blessings
You want to know my religion why don't you guess it

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3:]
Now I know why my daddy don't go no more
The church ain't nothing but a fashion show
They going to meet and greet and peep and gaze
They ain't trying to get saved
Cause if they was they'd practice what they preached
And praise the Lord more than one day out the week
Maybe that's why a nigga ain't repenting
The churchhouse be having some fine ass women in it
And that's why the preacher can't spread the word of the Lord
Cause he be looking just as hard
It's the blind trying to lead the blind
And you wonder why niggas is so behind
I can stay my ass at the crib and watch the game
If I want to be entertained
Cause this shit done got out of hand
Motherf*ckers doing the bump in the choir stand
You get mad cause I'm questioning your merit
But goddamnit if the shoe fit, wear it
I don't give a f*ck about your blessings
You want to know my religion why don't you guess it

[Chorus x4]

This song was inspired by all you so-called saved motherf*ckers out there
The ones thats backsliding
You sinner free motherf*ckers that be
Jumping up and down in church every Sunday and shit getting the Holy Ghost
But I'm a let you motherf*ckers know
If one of you hoes fall on me, I'm a knock your ass smooth out
I don't give a damn, I'm straight up with it
But some of you motherf*ckers be
Going out to the club on Saturday and shit
And coming to church with a motherf*cking hangover
And oh yeah, all you motherf*cking parents
That's talking about Willie D is a bad influence on your kids
f*ck you hoes, raise your own motherf*cking kids
I ain't no motherf*cking role model
You be your motherf*cking kid's role model, motherf*cking loser
Yeah, just when a nigga start getting a piece of this apple pie
In America, you hoes want to start lining against rap
Smashing up tapes and shit, what you want us to do
Start by climbing through your motherf*cking windows
In the middle of the night?
You better speed on before you get peed on
Now let the congregation say Amen

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