I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, i have
to laugh. it never will be as bad as you think you have
to laugh, you have to laugh. im gonna live till im 105 or
i might die tomorrow, but life aint easy like a sunday
mornig so i beg and i borrow. so if you got maybe a
second or two and you dont have the will to work hard,
take a sip take a smoke take whatever will make you coke
to get a play on whatevers on your report card. I have to
laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, you have to
laugh, you have to laugh, you have to laugh, it never
will be as bad as you think you have to laugh, you have
to laugh. Im gonna live to be a wise old man or i might
die a jackass, but if buddah was right about comin back
again, you better believe my ass will be back fast. cuz
after death they never have any fun they only sit around
and play hearts, a sip take a smoke take whatever will
make you coke to get a play on whatevers on your report
card. I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh,
you have to laugh, you have to laugh,you have to laugh,
you have to laugh, it never will be as bad as you think
you have to laugh, you have to laugh. ya'll laugh right
now, get the hell out of here, laugh with me dammit. I
discovered i was not alone on the island, there was an
old hermit who had nothing, he gave me nothing, and no
thing was the greatest gift