Croque Monsieur Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Start the jam
I'm bringing words together like an ampersand
Wordburg!
'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp
Slamming amps off the ramp
Hitting the Tamtam
Classier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am
Call Bran Van
This shit is 3000
A habitat for humanity
Free housing
Help people move
Thanks for giving a listening
To everywhere you go
Like pigeons in Islington
Different
Never tried or play it shock rappers
Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade
My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed
And I'm good without the shine
Like a diamond in the shade
Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse
Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut
If you make a mix-tape
Make sure you got a Burg song on it
A hominid
Who likes his PlayStation moddedded
Style self taught
And I let myself audit it

[Hook]
Oh shit!
This ain't a ham-and-cheese
Its Croque Monsieur
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter Lyrical Croque Monsieur
Making you plot thicker
Promoting dope, coast-to-coast
Like a pot-sticker
How could I not give her?
What am I, chopped liver?
Don't think it's hot?
I don't buy it, like a shoplifter

[Verse 2]
And I keep warming up
Like someone had just bought me a sweater
Cause good things take time
Like a watch repossessor
Never leave you hanging
Count on your Burgy
For more lines
Than a sale at Burberry
Subverting
Can I get a five like Laurier
Cause being boring is so cliche
Oh, behave
I stay on the mound like Halladay
When I see an alien I say, “Salame!”"
From salad days
To all you can eat luncheons
Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions
Curmudgeons
Wondering:
"What the hell is he doing?"
"Who's your target demographic?"
Humans
Whether your consuming Macaroons
Out in Saskatoon
Or back in Hali
Cracking brews in the afternoon
If someone says
That they're better than you
They're just a fraud
Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo

[Hook]

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