From the moment I hear Mathis
until the night they drop the ball
I carry this weight with me
like a coat I can't take off
And this attitude like eggnog
that sat out 'til mid July
Must be the reason I'm trolling Macy's
trying to make Santa cry
Like my friend Jake feels on Christmas
when almost everything is closed
Like that reindeer must have felt
before he learned why he had that nose
Despite the way I feel tonight
Do doo do do do dew do
There's no time for being blue
Because despite the way I feel tonight
Though my tone takes a colder hue
There's no time for being blue
We've got diggin' out to do
They call it daylight savings
but do they calculate the cost
I'm taking milligrams in thousands
from all this vitamin D loss
And I'm union suits and whiskey,
making dust, holed up in bed
For fear I'll run into several exes
with parents that wish that I was dead
Like my friend Jake feels on Christmas
when almost everything is closed
Like that reindeer must have felt
before he learned why he had that nose
Despite the way I feel tonight
Do doo do do do dew do
There's no time for being blue
Because despite the way I feel tonight
Though my tone takes a colder hue
There's no time for being blue
We've got diggin' out to do
We've got diggin' out to do
We've got diggin' out to do