[clears throat] Yeah, yeah
One man approached the ring with his arms wide open
And his head pointed down at his feet
The crowd cheered
He felt it in his ears
They were swollen from his win last week
But now its time
He lunges forward
Punch his opponent to the corner
Jab left, then dodge to the right (to the right x4)
But he can't help
The wandering eye
He spotted her off to the side
And he took it as a sign
He tossed off his right glove
Took a couple more punches into his gut
Cartoony bloodshot eyes with hearts in 'em
He leaned out the edge of the ring to sing something