Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!
She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book!
[Dialogue]
LUPIN: Okay guys, I screwed up. Slytherin has the pitch.
Wait. What the hell is going on? What are you doing? Stop
dancing like that! Stop it! The song's not even that good!
RON: Oh yeah?! Let's hear you sing a song right now in
front if everyone!
[singing]
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin cannot sing!
He only reads books and he cannot sing
Even if he's reading a how-to-sing book.
[Dialogue]
LUPIN: I can too sing! (Trying to sing over them) I'm Remus
Freakin' Lupin! (Back to shouting) Alright! Alright!
Remember how Hermione can't draw! She can't draw!
[Singing]
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!
She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book!
LUPIN (shouting): Everyone follow me!
[singing]
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!
SNAPE: Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?!
[continued singing]
... She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a how-to-draw book...
Com'on this song isn't even that good, ron: oh yeah, you make up a song right now in front of everybody!