Fell in love with your braces
Fell in love with a girl whos racey
Fell in love with all the sharons and traceys
Fell in love with your big hair
Fell in love with you you're a right scare
Fell in love with you you're a nightmare
This town I'm living in, it's frightening
All the girls wave your hands in the air, make a right din
Fell in love with your gravy
Fell in love with a dinner lady
Fell in love with you cos you made me
This town I'm living in, it's a right joke
All the girls wave your knickers in the air
And they'll go up in smoke
Fell in love with a princess
Fell in love with the long hair pink dress
Fell in love with you, you're a right mess
Fell in love with a bright spark
Fell in love with you youve got no heart
Fell in love with you, by a car park
This town I'm living in, it's a mistake
All the girls throw your clothes in the air and go jump in the lake