I'm not as bad as ruud gullit
But with you I dodged a bullet
You put on facebook
Pictures of your kids
Playing with their food
On dustbin lids
I dodged a bullet yeah yeah yeah
I dodged a bullet yeah yeah yeah
You had me cornered
Down the shrewsbury arms
My head was ringing with
Really loud alarms
You said you wanted me
And that's no lie
But you got to heavy
With those thunder thighs