I'd be happy
Happy with a plain jane
I'd be happy
Happy with a plain
Jane there she goes
Watch her come back round again
And she knows
How to count back down from ten
And she shows
She's no barbie I'm no ken
Her love glows
It sends me right around the bend
I'd be happy
Happy with a plain jane
I'd be happy
Happy with a plain
Jane she don't smile
She don't wear no brand new shoes
For a while
She has a sparkling yellow bruise
Her bathroom tiles
Need re-grouting and some glue
Nevermind
At least she is of average build
I'd be happy
Happy with a plain jane
I'd be happy
Happy with a plain jane