Messed Up Monkey Lyrics

Here's the story of the funky junky, where did he get all his pills
Here's the story of the messed up monkey, slipped on banana peel fell
Here's the story of the peacemaker, he kills people who steal
Here's the story of the moneymaker, he got sentenced ten years

Here's the riddle of the grumpy sleeper, she says leave me alone
Here's the riddle of the loud awakener, screams at the top of his lungs
Here's the riddle of the masturbater, and his five girlfriends
Here's the riddle of the record label, where the hell did he go

Mister please make believe teacher can't force a boy to read Mister please doctor disease man on a leash dog can't hold his grip to long
Choke on a bone story untold

Here's a tragedy-the college flunky, hole in the rubber virgin filled
Here's a tragedy-the brilliant thinker, drunk driver brain dead
Here's a tragedy-the music man, gunshot to his ears
Here's a tragedy-the guitar player, he chopped of his hands

Mister please make believe teacher can't force a boy to read
Mister please doctor disease man on a leash dog can't hold his grip to long
Choke on a bone story untold

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