I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breakin', I show up and find out what's shakin'
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me, there'd never be news on your TV
I bring the big story, I'm proud to say, to the viewers watching everydaaaaaaaay...
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud, reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator, I say "Back to you" instead of "See ya later"
I go find the news no matter the place and make that serious reporter faaaaaaaaace
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
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