Shaggy Calls For A Taxi Lyrics

Taxi company: hello

Shaggy: Ummm, is that the taxi company?

Taxi company: yerp

Shaggy: Im tellin ya, this is shaggy, I need the car
cuz i got to go on a journey.

Taxi company: Where are yu?

Shaggy: Im in ma house

Taxi company: And wheres your house?

Shaggy: Im in the Great Portland Street, and I need a
taxi from here to take me on my journey, can you take
me on my journey today?

Taxi company: What now, yer.

Shaggy: Thank you very much, can you give me a price if
I tell you where im goin?

Taxi company: yerp.

Shaggy: well im going to the hover bag shop in Penarth,
then up to Wigan to see my friend garth, I'm meeting
Dale Winton to film the other half, and then to the
death star to defeat Vader Darth. And i'll go to the
plumbing shop in brazil, i'll pick up a lemsip for my
granny who's ill, im going to the football with my uncle
phil, stockport 3, late-orient nil, [taxi company laughs]

taxi company: very good.

shaggy: how much for my journey, misses lubba lubba.

taxi company: i dont know, its a long journey aint it.

shaggy: its a very very long long way, ive got to go
somewhere else aswell.

taxi company: have you, where?

shaggy: well the girl next door is a bit of a minger,
so take her to chicago to film jerry springer.

[taxi company laughs]

how much for ma journey, misses lubba lubba?

taxi company: i dont know, im sorry, who is this?

shaggy: im tellin ya, this is shaggy, gal yuh if jump n prance, oh
Carolina

taxi company: yer, i like that song.

shaggy: okalumamnavabanana a goofy jump on prawns.

[taxi company laughs]

umm, can you drop me off at the chris moyle show on bbc
radio 1? 97 to 99 FM.

taxi company: ar, you've lost the plot mate.

[taxi company hangs up.]

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