66. Face Jumping Lyrics

The ancient sport of face-jumping
Involved a skill unknown
A jump onto a partner's face
With ne'er a crack of bone
Tom McSmee, a champion,
In several tests of skill
Could jump into a barrel of eggs And never crack a shell
This sport was later outlawed
Permits were refused
When competitors took to wearing
Modern spikes upon their shoes
Did I get that right, boy, or not?

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