Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
'Cause a f*ck should be multisensory
And you just can?t smell an email
Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that
I prefer to take my sex in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex
Well I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
Sporting a hat of finest brown
The color of a cardinal sin
Honey, I've always had my knockers I fear
Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
Somewhere to put my beer
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex, ring me
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex with a touchy feely woman
Physical sex